What would John Merrick say?

It's still very cold here in Merthyr.

Over the winter period and still now, I'm dressing in cold weather gear while I cycle.

Respect the weather.

But, it doesn't seem to matter if it's a 'hoody', a 'beanie' or even my Peter Storm fleece hat, after a while of cycling I suddenly feel a freezing blast going in my right ear. 

Why?

Because my hat has started to move over to the other side of my head.

I'm forever adjusting it, pulling it back down over my ears to keep them warm.

What's going on! Am I alone in the hat moving phenomenon?

I know that no one has a symmetrical head, and I'm guessing that subtle movements of blinking and head turning are slowly causing my hat to move off to the side of my head.

Makes me wonder how John Merrick would have got on!