Ladies and gentlemen
Hobos and tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitoes
And bow-legged ants
Pull up a chair
And sit on the floor
And I'll tell you a story
I've never heard before
One bright day
In the dead of night
Two dead boys
Got up to fight
Back to back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
A deaf police man
Heard the noise
And came and killed
The two dead boys
If you don't believe
This lie is true
Ask the blind man...
He saw it too.
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